Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back - Meat Loaf

I want my money back

I want my money back

It’s all or nothing

And nothing’s all I ever get

Every time I turn it on

I burn it up and burn it out

It’s always something

There’s always something going wrong

That’s the only guarantee

That’s what this is all about

It’s a never ending attack

Everything’s a lie, and that’s a fact

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

And all the morons

And all the stooges with their coins

They’re the ones who make the rules

It’s not a game — it’s just a rout

There’s desperation

There’s desperation in the air

It leaves a stain on all your clothes

And no detergant gets it out

And we’re always slipping through the the cracks

Then the movie’s over — fade to black

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

I want my money back

I want my money back

What about love?

It’s defective!

It’s always breaking in half

What about sex?!

It’s defective!

It’s never built to really last

What about your family?

It’s defective!

All the batteries are shot

What about your friends?

They’re defective!

All the parts are out of stock

What about hope?

It’s defective!

It’s corroded and decayed

What about faith?

It’s defective!

It’s tattered and it’s frayed

What about your gods?

They’re defective!

They forgot the warranty

What about your town?

It’s defective!

It’s a dead end street to me

What about your school?

It’s defective!

It’s a pack of useless lies

What about your work?

It’s defective!

It’s a crock and then you die

What about your childhood?

It’s defective!

It’s dead and buried in the past

What about your future?

It’s defective!

And you can shove it up your ass!

I want my money back

I want my money back

It’s all or nothing

And nothing’s all I ever get

Every time I turn it on

I burn it up and burn it out

It’s a never ending attack

Everything’s a lie, and that’s a fact

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

And we’re always slipping through the the cracks

Then the movie’s over-fade to black

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!