The Hammer - MC Chris

Geek: …economics, I love economics…

Bully: HEY over there!

Where do you think you’re going?

Geek: I’m gonna go home!

Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?

Geek: School’s over.

I wanna go--

Bully: I got some recollections I want to share with you.

Geek: Oh, recollections on what?

Bully: Let me think back on how many of your family members'

CUNTS I’ve licked today!

Geek: Oh, how offensive!

Bully: Let’s see, your SISTER…

Geek: Oh!

Bully: …your MOTHER…

Geek: Not my mother!

Bully: …Your GRANDMOTHER…

Geek: My grandmother?

Bully: I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER…

Geek: Oh, you wouldn’t!

Bully: Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!

Geek: Oh, that’s gross!

Bully: HAHAHAHAHA

Geek: HEY!

How do you feel about THIS?!

Bully: Oh my God!

Aah!

Geek: I bought this gun at lunch!

Bully Oh my God!

Geek: And now I am pointing it right at your face!

I’m tired of the way you’ve been treating me!

And I’m not gonna take it anymore!

Bully: Please!

Please!

I… I…looking at your gun,

I… I'm rethinking all of my bullyism… and I… uh…

I just think if I were to get a second chance…

Geek: You can’t get a second chance!

You are way too mean,

and therefore, you deserve to get capped!

I am pulling back the…

thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!

Bully: The hammer?

Geek: NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!

Bully: OH MY GOD!

YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET’S

FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED!

AAH!

OW!

IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!

Geek: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY?!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!

Bully: AAH!

OW!

I’m dying… dying.

Geek: Wait a minute, what have I done?

(cries)

I’m sorry… who will I talk to now?

What have I done…

what have I done?