Indecision - Martha and the Muffins

My life is in a rut

Though my problem’s clear-cut

I find I have two faces

And my hand is in two places

I know I must make a decision

If only they’d invent human fission

A dual personality, my mind permits

I only have one body, it just can’t do the splits

My body is caught

By this freedom of thought

My brain is in confusion

'Cause I’m faced with all this choosin'

Here we go…

I wish that I could be decisive

Then I’d understand where life is going, for me