Old Flames Have New Names - Mark Chesnutt

I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho

But swore that I’d be back again — Pick up where I left off, oh man

Left behind some lovely ladies

Grown up sexy Texas babies

I got back in town tonight

Anticipating much delight

I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers

I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers

All my old flames have new names

There’s a lot of girls in town

Who tied the knot and settled down

I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames

But they’ve all got new names

My sexy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport

My pretty little black-eyed Susie’s now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie

Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine

The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife

They don’t want to recognize this old familiar face

I’m just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days

All my old flames have new names

There’s a lot of girls in town

Who tied the knot and settled down

I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames

But they’ve all got new names