Three Dollar Bill - Maria Muldaur

You catch ‘em on the fly

And you leave ‘em high and dry

Oh, but I’m up on your game, baby

And your two-bit alibi

But you just won’t quit

And you don’t even wanna try

You’re livin' out of your suitcase

And the rat race’ll run you dry

You’re just a three dollar bill (Three dollar bill)

You’re just a three dollar bill (Three dollar bill, ooh)

Tellin' your travelin' salesman jokes

Like a politician kissin' babies, hustlin' votes

And baby, you’re just a three dollar

Baby, you’re just a three dollar

Baby, you’re just a three, you’re just a three dollar bill

You’re weak for the young girls

You love ‘em and you leave ‘em

Mmm, your favorite hobby

Is seduce ‘em and deceive ‘em

Mmm, but one day you’ll get caught

Messin' up in the wrong room

And then you’ll be diggin' a shotgun wedding

As a twelve-gauge groom

You’re just a three dollar bill (Three dollar bill)

You’re just a three dollar bill (Three dollar bill, ooh)

Baby, you just been a-wastin' my time

Now a three dollar bill ain’t even worth one dime

And baby, you’re just a three dollar

Baby, you’re just a three dollar

Baby, you’re just a three, you’re just a three dollar bill

You’re just a three dollar bill (Three dollar bill)

You’re just a three, three dollar bill (Three dollar bill, ooh)

Baby, you’re counterfeit and you’re phony

You come around here stone full of baloney

And baby, you’re just a three dollar

Baby, you’re just a three dollar

Baby, you’re just a three, you’re just a three dollar bill

You’re just a three dollar bill (Three dollar bill, ooh)

You ain’t nothin', baby, but a three dollar bill (Three dollar bill, ooh)

Oh, I can’t use it, I don’t want it

I can’t spend it, I don’t need it

You’re just a three, you’re just a three dollar bill

Ooh, you’re just a three…