9 Lives - Man Like Me

And so it began with nan

And my granddad Stan

They got together when

does keep them up

Stay alive while he grows up

The kid does keep them keen

He’s a life support machine

There’s mom and dad as well

They get along with my Michelle

Think she’s perfect for me

they take a story

Once they know we’re done

Matador on the run

Once they know we’re over

She’ll yell to France from Dover

Try juggling lies it ain’t no fun

He’s juggling, ju-juggling

I’m juggling lies like hit and run

He’s juggling, ju-juggling

Juggling my nine lives

Juggling my nine lives

And our mutual friends are so cool

Mutual friends think you’re a bastard

I’m not a bastard

Worst things worst her brothers

Trust me they’re like no others

Thinking of them makes me ill

Take a larger grant and fill

The younger turned into my friend

Now that friendship’s bound to end

The older’s gonna make me learn

Why he’s head of the Chelsea firm

Then there’s her first kid

From her first husband Sid

I swore when I came to town

That I’d never let her down

Couple her with my first born, Macy, and my heart was torn

But I can’t go back to hell

Living with that bird Michelle

Try juggling lies it ain’t no fun

He’s juggling, ju-juggling

I’m juggling lies like hit and run

He’s juggling, ju-juggling

Juggling nine lives

Juggling nine lives

And our mutual friends are so cool

Mutual friends think you’re a bastard

I’m not a bastard