That's the Way to Do It - Madness

Now Ive been here and Ive been there

And Ive been almost everywhere

Theres not a thing I cant repair

Cos Im stan, yes I am,

The odd job man

Im a tradesman, I know all the tricks

Theres not a thing that I cannot fix

Beginners use my concrete mix

Im stan yes I am, the odd job man

Well, thats the way to do it

Just be as quick as a flash

Dont hang about

Just in and out

And always ask for cash

Any job that you want done,

Phone me up cos Im the one

Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too

Ill do the job thats right for you

Well, thats the way to do it

Just be as quick as a flash

Dont hang about

Just in and out

And always ask for cash

Ive never done the same job twice,

Listen to me take my advice

Ill double the work for half the price

The finished job will look, look nice

Ive been around and had some fun

Theres not a job that Ive not done

No unemployment where Im from

Jack of all trades, master of none