Shit, Shower, & Shave - Low Cut Connie

My brother’s calling up the stairs

Mama’s pulling out her hair

They’re trying to get me to bathe

They’re trying to get me to be better behaved

But you know I don’t feel very much like getting up today

I don’t have anything I really wanna do anyway

But still I gotta take a shit, shower, and shave

Shit, shower, and shave

Shit, shower, and shave

You better take a shower and a shower and a shave

I always wanted to dance

I always wanted romance

This lady gave me a chance

But then she left me with the bump in my pants

Yeah you better take care of business before it takes care of you

gotta

You better do it

Shit, shower, and shave

Shot, shirt, and shake

Big broken

You do it 'til you done it, then you’re doin' it again

Let’s go

I got no time to waste

I got a carrot to chase

Look at that mummy I made

With toilet paper and a pack of razorblades

You need a cloth to wash, you need a cloth to bathe

You better use it every day

Why?

'Cause cleanliness is kindliness is all I got to say

Take a shit, shower, and shave

A little roll in the hay

Before you roll in your grave

You better take a shower and a shower and shave, yeah yeah