Map - Lostboycrow, Taran Kootenhayoo

If all of the world’s a stage

When the hell did I get paid?

If money talks in Jesus' name

Oh, I don’t think I’ll ever be saved

Oh man, I’ve seen some things

You won’t believe me if I told you

And oh, I feel your pain

But you won’t believe me anyways

Cold blooded, ain’t it smooth sailing?

Lead your horses to the sea

Go-getter, I’m a baseball player

Catching dollars in my dreams

With diamonds at my feet, mmh

Diamonds at my feet, yeah

If all of the world’s a stage

Do we catch a break?

Who did I just play?

A rose by any other name

I’m still growing

Going out of state

They’ll try and cut you down

They want to change your ways

Oh man, I’ve seen some things

You won’t believe me if I told you

And oh, I feel your pain

But you won’t believe me anyways

Rough Rider, ain’t you?

Lone Ranger

Kissing babies when you speak

Star-studded like a real gunslinger

Shooting movies while you sleep

And dying in your dreams, mmh

Dying in your dreams, yeah, yeah

Woo, woo-hoo, ah

Have you ever had a one night stand that went good, then turned really bad?

Yeah, you have?

I went to bed with colonialism and it was exactly that

When their tough wooden ship docked on my land, I knew it was on

We journeyed to my space as day turned into night

It wasn’t long until we began to make sweet love inside of my own

thirteen-poled teepee

We laid on beaver pelts beside the fire, steamy, passionate

I’m talkin' shoulder rubs, neck kissing, ass grabbing foreplay

Dead stars flicker above, Earth twirl slowly

They spoke a language I couldn’t understand

No matter, words weren’t needed for the kind of love we had

The fire smoldered out by the cold temperatures of morning, grass frozen

I woke up, they were gone, it was odd

They didn’t stay for moose meat

I couldn’t even introduce them to my family and friends

I tracked back our steps from the shore and seen that not only were they still

here, there was more

I couldn’t believe my eyes

Not one, not two, but three ships had docked on my land

I ran up to welcome them, only to find them a lot more colder

The sun was up but it didn’t feel warm

I waved when they walked towards me and they just bumped my shoulder,

transfixed on something behind me

My heart started racing, my stomach in knots

«Was I bad?»

I thought

No, it couldn’t be that