Surfin' Hedgehog - Lords Of Acid

My childhood years were full of fun

I was a local squirt gun

Out of control and pretty wild

Eager to taste the juice of life

Those were the days I got hooked on

The sexy stud called Hedgehog Ron

Me and grandpa side by side

Watching porn all through the nite

One, two, four, five

Watching porn made me feel alive

Five, six, eight, nine

I mant to make him mine

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I have a crush on a Hedgehog

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I wanna sleep with Ron

My childhood years they flew away

Watching his movies every day

He sure was hot, he turned me on

And I was on a hunt for Ron

I packed my bags and ran away

To find my Hedgehog in LA

I intermingled with the stars

So I could fet ahold of Ron

One, two, four, five

Watching porn made me feel alive

Five, six, eight, nine

I want to make him mine

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I have a crush on a Hedgehog

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I wanna sleep with Ron

Hedgehog, you rock!

Hedgehog, you rock!

Hedgehog, you rock!

Hedgehog, you rock!

Soon I became a jet-set star

Drinking champagne with caviar

Cocktail parties in Bel-Air

And got engaged to a billionaire

But I was still in love with Ron

The only guy that turned me on

So I became the queen of sleaze

And now Ron Jeremy’s doing me

One, two, four, five

Watching porn made me feel alive

Five, six, eight, nine

I want to make him mine

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I have a crush on a Hedgehog

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I wanna sleep with Ron

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I have a crush on a Hedgehog

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I wanna sleep with Ron

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I have a crush on a Hedgehog

I have a crush on Ron Jeremy

I wanna sleep with Ron