March: BMW Man - Local H

So you’re the boyfriend, and nice to meet you, is it Dustin?

And did you say you vote Republican

Can I get you another Sloe Gin Fizz?

Makin' no mistakes, no one’s gonna fall for you

Ain’t got what it takes, find another avenue

Throw us all a break, she can’t really care for you

Just another fake, who drives a BMW

All this is crazy, I can’t believe that you replaced me You and your goons from your fraternity, at the bar glued to ESPN

Makin' no mistakes, no one’s gonna fall for you

Ain’t got what it takes, find another avenue

Throw us all a break, she can’t be in love with you

Just another fake, who drives a BMW (Man!)

A BMW man