Creature Comforted - Local H

All the Thai food and the Must See TV

Yeah

Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe

Yeah

Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagon Bug

Yeah

All the limp dicks and their virility drug

And the Chinese Pugs

Yeah

Hey, come one, we’re all defanged and declawed

We’re creature comforted

Don’t need anything, we all get what we want

And we want

Hey, come one, we’re all defanged and declawed

We’re creature comforted

Don’t need anything, no, there’s nothing at all

And you’re tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won’t bite

We’re all defanged and declawed

It’s the satellite and your DVD

Yeah

It keeps you inside;

it keeps you off of the street

Yeah

And the payments: payments keep you alive

Yeah

Self a nation, it gets you on anytime

America Online

Yeah

Hey, come one, we’re all defanged and declawed

We’re creature comforted

Don’t need anything, no, there’s nothing at all

Like dominoes in neat little rows, you are what you owe

Yeah

Yeah!

Hey, come one, we’re all defanged and declawed

We’re creature comforted

Don’t need anything, no, there’s nothing at all

And it keeps you down in Surround Sound until you drown

We’re all defanged and declawed

Declawed (x2)

We’re all defanged and declawed

Declawed (x2)