Six Dick Pimp - Liz Phair

The six dick pimp is just doing his job

Making sure that business isn’t going under

He’s got the studs lined up in their stalls

Put a couple of bills in, you see six minutes of balls

Justine has got a plastic baggie on her dick

Cherry’s got a couple Prince Alberts through her prick

And nobody’s in number four and number six

Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn’t miss it

I don’t care how much time it takes

I don’t care what kind of money he makes

I just want my honey back

I’ll be on my way

You’re gonna gimme my boyfriend back

You thought you were smart

Thought I wouldn’t leave home

You rented a car, and now you’re halfway to Idaho

You thought you were smart

Thought I’d leave you alone

But you have no idea what kind of hell is coming down on you

I don’t care how much time it takes

I don’t care what kind of money he makes

I just want my honey back

I’ll be on my way

You’re gonna gimme my boyfriend back

You’re gonna gimme my boyfriend back

The six dick pimp is just doing his job

Making sure that business isn’t going under

He’s got the studs lined up in their stalls

Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn’t miss it