Frankie & Johnny - Lindsay Lohan

Frankie and Johnny were sweethearts

But he was doin' her wrong

He was doin' her wrong in a bad way

But she was good and strong

He was her man, but he was a jerk

Was in a hotel with Nellie Blye

And the gun went rooty-toot-toot

Shot the bastard in the heart

And ruined his nice suit

He was her man, but he was no damn good

So they took him up to the graveyard

And stuck him in the dirt

Which was oh-so very sad

And a waste of a nice clean shirt

He was her man, but he was doin' her wrong

He had no idea what happened

He was waving hello to God

He died from eating squirrel

And they laid him in the sun

He was her man, but he was doin' her wrong

So that was Frankie and Johnny

And that’s the end of my song

She put a hose in his tailpipe

'Cause he had done her wrong

He was her man, and that’s all she wrote