Uncomfortable Sidekick - Let's Go Bowling

I walked into a cafe

I see a little 2-Tone girl

I skanked up to her face and said

«Gee, what a small world.»

And then we started dancin'

Somethin' started to smell

It must have been sovacos but I really could not tell

Follow you around for the rest of your days

Never let you play cards with your friends

And when you come home late for the rest of your life she’s gonna nag, nag, nag

It’s been about a week or two since I met this 2-Tone girl

All my closest friends they say she really screwed up my world

I’m always afraid she’ll come around and surprise me one more time

'Cause every time she thinks I’m near it’s time for another good, good time

Follow you around for the rest of your days

Never let you play cards with your friends

And when you come home late for the rest of your life she’s gonna nag, nag, nag

Man follow woman to the altar, run, daddy, run

I said man follow woman to the altar, run, daddy, run

The bitch no good for you, run, daddy, run

I said the bitch no good for you, run, daddy, run

Follow you around for the rest of your days

Never let you play cards with your friends

And when you come home late for the rest of your life she’s gonna nag, nag, nag