Whopper - Laurel Aitken

They say, when you die, and after burial, you come like an insect or animal.

I hear some people com back as a mule;

some come back as a sow,

And some come back like a cow

Well, I can’t say much about that, because I never hear off anyone who dead,

and come back and tell we how they stay.

All I know that people who died,

twenty, thirty years ago, from an association in Hell, and writing living

people, telling them the condition down there

Well Woppi King is the head of everything him give all the orders.

And Two Gun Rhygin, from Lime Cay;

Daughter Bartley;

Sorill, from Coronation

Market;

Doctor Sploom, the one that kill the man dog and was roasting it in the

back yard and a man shoot him;

Hilton, that come from America, when somebody

write him, and tell him say him wife have a man, poor fella, and him take him

gum and shoot him wife, under a cellar

WELL THE WHOLE OF THEM ARE UNDER PRESSURE, DOWN THERE !

Well I know that you must know Professor Brown.

Him is still, in him bloom,

inviting people in him dark room

But one thing again, they can’t get no cherish a buy.

They can’t get no music,

them can’t get no cherish.

So Woppi King write about him sound system man,

and write Count Suckle from Paddington, Jim Dandy from Brixton,

Duke Neville and Duke Sonny, from Birmingham, and Bishop the High Priest and

Count Bust the Black Prince from Brixton, Asking them if the can come play fe

him Easter Monday night, because the man have a big dance in Hell

But I hear say, Woppi King have a sound system from himself, named The Scorpion.

But him can’t get no record

Well, the girl who a dead in a the Kendall crash, it she send the cherash

Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight.

Still Doctor Sploom

get involve, and draw him knife.

So Professor Brown decide to part.

Woppi King lick the man with a banana stalk, and send him reeling like a hand

cart

Anyhow, Rubaal and Dyas, and Ken Cott send them regards and Woppi King