Wicked World - Laura Jansen

You say you like candy

Well stick with me

I’ve got some sugar up my sleeve

You like money

Place your bets on me

These odds are going crazy

And don’t be afraid of the Big Bad Wolf

He’s just a sheep underneath those teeth

And don’t be afraid of the Wicked Witch

She ain’t so bad, she ain’t no bitch

I said

Woo-ooh, it’s a wicked, wicked world

Yeah, woo-ooh, it’s a wicked world

Ladies, if you feel me, holler

Fellas, show us all the dollar

Little Riding Hood is such a flirt

She’s got Miss Muffet all up in her skirt

And Hansel and Gretel never made it home

They got some cooking to do of their own

Once I tried to be so good

All sweet and spice like good girls should

But I don’t see why I try

Why do I try?

When every time I climb that hill

My Jack is somewhere chasing Jill

One, two, one-two-three-four

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair

Giddy up, giddy up, on your big white horse

Even if your prince ain’t there

Oh, I’d like forever after

Like every princess should

But there’s always another chapter

And the apple sure tastes good