Christmas Commentary - Larry The Cable Guy

Get a job, you bum bum bum bum

Money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum

Silent Farts, Deadly Farts

All was calm, Not for long

Oh come on ye little forner C

Ome and get them green cards

And learn some damn english and than how to drive

I wish my mother-in-law got Hit by a car

I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car

I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car

So I wouldn’t have to hear her Bitch

Blue Balls, Blue balls

Its doller night, at the titty Club

See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time

You better watch Out I think shes a guy

I ain’t quite sure but somethin ain’t right

Janet reno? s comin to town

Donny the retard had an 8 pound water head

He was 5 foot 3 and he said to me

'My names donny?

The First queir santa clause wore red leather chaps

And a pair of white shorty sorts

That had a hole in the back

I pissed my pants, the tolit was just to far

I Drunk to much damn Beer

I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in

And I pissed right through my drawers

Riright through my Wrangler drawers

I pissed

I pissed

Right my Wrangler Drawers