Solid Snake Cake - Kuraiinu

Wassup why you keep sneaking around?

I got a bunch of frosting for that cake that’s so round

I wanna put it on display in a beautiful array

Never minimize, Gluteus Maximize

Dick hard as stone.

you’re gonna need a bulldozer

Colonel trying to play dumb, but now I’m coming over

Can you do me a solid and lemme have a bite

Cause imma do that, Solid, those bumps in the night

Tell me, how’s the weather over there?

Pants so tight, they hugging downtown

Look at all the padding that you wear

Call me Ronald ‘cause I’m down to clown

What a shame that everytime you walk around

You keep alerting all the guards when your butt hit the ground

When it come to BANG BANG, I’m the leader

Rim you so good that you’ll call me Snake Eater

Wagon ride, Wagon wagon ride, Wagon ride, Colonel… let your Wagon ride

It’s a universal truth around the world

Everybody wants to see some peach in smash

Now I’ll admit captain falcon got a donk

But the real MVP is that ass by a flash

Ya’ll can’t deny what I’m saying

HOO BOY, they knew what they was doing

Don’t ask me why I wrote this song

But you can’t tell me that I’m wrong

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake

We interrupt this rap to give you a special news bulletin

The fanboy has been taken in

On accounts of obscenities, vulgarities, and trying to write a verse about his

«tig ole bitties»

In response to the charges, the fanboy had this to declare

«Eh, that’s fair»

That’s all for today’s Solid Cake Feed.

This has been your anchor, Ein Olbid

Colonel’s got your number

Can I have that number

Colonel please, that number

Ring ring it’s ya boy

Colonel’s got your number

Can I have that number

Colonel please, that number

Ring ring it’s ya boy

Wagon ride, Wagon wagon ride, Wagon ride, Colonel… let your Wagon ride

It’s a universal truth around the world

Everybody wants to see some peach in smash

Now I’ll admit captain falcon got a donk

But the real MVP is that ass by a flash

Ya’ll really can’t deny what I’m saying

HOO LAWDY, they knew what they was doing

Please don’t ask me why I wrote this song

‘Cause you can’t tell me that I’m wrong

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Yo Solid Snake Snake Snake Snake

Come here I want that Solid Cake Cake Cake

Sorry that I wrote this

This just had to exist

Before you report this, just lemme finish

Sorry that I wrote this

This just had to exist

I just granted the internet’s collective wish