Hoola Hoop - Kris Kristofferson, Rita Coolidge

Somewhere in the hiearchies Mr Big picks up his horn

Floats a note down to the lowlands and another star is born

Then he turns another billion and he deals a little porn

Hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop

I ain’t never been to art school but I kinda like Picasso

All his women look Egyptian but then what the hell do I know

He’s a No 1 attraction like a bottle to a wino

You could say he was a hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop

If you’re bound to be a big star then you better do it right

Got to get yourself an agent and a healthy appetite

For some overpaid attention and a lot of neaon lights

That right and you can be a hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop hoo hoola hoop

Somewhere in the hiearchies…