The Indians - King Missile

The Indians lived all over this land before we came and killed them

That was very bad of us

We thought we needed the land

But for the most part

We just ruined it anyway

And now, nobody can use it

That’s the way we are

We’re pigs

One of my favorite foods to eat is called corn

The Indians call it «maize»

We call the Indians «Indians»

This is because Columbus thought he was in India

When he first came to this land

Some people say we should call the Indians «Native Americans»

'Cause they were here in America before us

But before us, this land wasn’t called «America»

It was named «America» by a mapmaker who never even came here

He just lived in Europe

And made maps and when he found out about this land

He just made a map of it

And just put his name on it

'Cause he could

That’s the way we are

We’re pigs

As I was writing this

A cockroach fell from the sky and onto the table

I killed it

'Cause I did

That’s the way I am

This doesn’t really have very much to do with the Indians, though

I guess I got kind of sidetracked

Anyway, I hope you see my point