Cheaper to Keep Her - Kevin Fowler

I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary

She thought about it long and hard…

Then she said to me «I think I’d like a divorce, I think I’ve had enough»

I said «honey I wasn’t planning on spending quite that much»

Well it’s cheaper to keep her

Than it is to let her go

Just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own

Well I am damned if I do, and I’m damned if I dont

Well it’s cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

She handed me some papers

That she wanted me to sign

She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line

Its not the thought of losing her

That really braks my heart

You see I’m in love with all my stuff and thats the hardest part

Well it’s cheaper to keep her

Than it is to let her go

Just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own

Well I am damned if I do, and I’m damned if I dont

Well its cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

I started thinking about it, adding it up…

The house the boat the car the truck

When I see my attorney going to kick his butt

For talking me out of that DAMN PRE-NUMP

Well it’s cheaper to keep her

Than it is to let her go

Just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own

Well I am damned if I do, and I’m damned if I dont

Well its cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

Well it’s cheaper to keep her

Than it is to let her go

Just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own

Well I am damned if I do, and I’m damned if I dont