Super Salesman - Kevin Ayers

Swell, they call me the super salesman

'cause selling is all I do

I’ve got an endless stash

Of expensive trash

I want to sell to you--

'cause I’m a super salesman

Super super salesman;

I’m a super salesman

That’s what I am!

You can tell I’m a genuine person

From my haircut to my shoes

Don’t worry about your money, it’s guaranteed.

Guaranteed to lose!

I’m a super salesman, etc

But you’ll be doing yourself a favour

And you know that I’m sincere;

I’ve got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap

It’s music to the ears

Now listen to me:

Sell, sell

I’ve got things to save you money

I’ve got things to save you time;

So you can use the time

To earn the cash

To buy this trash of mine

I’m a super salesman, etc

Yes I’m the universal salesman

You can find me anywhere;

Take a good look inside of yourself

You’ll find a salesman there

And you’re the super salesman

Super super salesman;

You’re the super salesman

That’s what you are

Sell yourself, it’s later than you think;

Sell yourself, it’s later than you think;

Super salesman

Super super salesman, etc

Uper salesman