Somebody Help Me - Kenny Rogers

Morning sunshine through the curtain

Throws a Rorschach on my wall

Waking up wide asleep

I try unraveling it all

By all rights I should be dead

From this bullet hole in my head

Oddly enough I seem to be alive

Greatly dismayed I discover

That the feel under the covers

With the red toe walks

Can possibly be mine

Won’t somebody help me?

You’ve got to help me

Because wine and too much wine

And a female friend of mine

Rode a Mustang through my mind last night

It was a Saturday, I don’t matter day

We were drinking at the old Red Log

And another and another

With my long lost brother

'Til the room began to fog

Then a fine looking woman walked by

Looked me in the eye

Heaved a sigh and took me by surprise

I said: 'sit down and take your place

Of my long lost brother ace'

Who had just caved in

And passed out on the floor

Won’t somebody help me…