BFD - Kathy Mattea

It ain’t his fault that she went A.W.O.L

'Cause he tried everything from A to Z

Now it’s J&B, M&M's and KFC

Tryin' hard to make himself believe

It ain’t no B.F.D he’s got his C.M.T

No S E X but that’s okay

At least he ain’t no S.O.B like that Ph. D

That took his EX and ran off to L. A

She liked C.N.N made fun of his T.N.N

Always called it E I E I O

Now their love is RIP but at least he’s F R E E

And he ain’t cryin' on his P I L L O

It ain’t no B.F.D, he’s got his C.M.T

No S.E.X but that’s okay

At least he ain’t no S.O.B like that P.h.D

That took his EX and ran off to L. A

One night he ordered pizza

For some R&R with the N.F.L

When a delivery girl named Lisa

Stole his heart when she rang his bell

Now they’re in L U V and it’s X T C

No S E X yet but that’s A okay

Feels just like a VIP with all of her T.L.C

And A.S.A.P, she’ll be his fiance

And that’s a B.F.D in a real good way