Drama - Kate Miller-Heidke, Drapht

I stormed off the set

Lit a cigarette

Headed straight for my trailer

I sent Celeste to get coffee

I only drink the best

And then she went and slammed the door to her tailer

Her her slayin', blamin' her agent, sayin':

«One more minute working under these conditions

And there’s going to be a death.»

What a bitch!

She’s sayin' leading lady was a hack

Not one of them can act

Everyone’s a jackass

And they’re running around backwards

So what do you call that?

I’m the only reason they bankrolled the film

Have you seen my receipts?

I’m a big deal

A big deal, for real

Pelling her face back

Revealing the savage

A dragon disguised as an actress

Feeding off the drama

You want drama?

I’m your man

Drama

I’m your man

Had a few breakdowns

Feeling kind of bad

Til they paid me a half a mil

Just to talk about rehab

A little complicated

Yes I’m medicated

Heavily medicated

Insane in the brain from being famous

And then she walks around saying

They want to get in her jeans

I put out a lot

See, see what I mean

It’s like

All the guys want to be me

Okay

All the girls want to do me

VIPs wish they knew me

So go ahead and sue me

Oh fucking hell

I’ve got a top lawyer and an ego made of armour

I’ll see you in court

It’ll make great drama

You want drama?

I’m your man

I met a holy man

A metaphysics teacher

He was deeper than Choprah

Biger than Oprah

As I was feeling generous,

I gave him some advice

I said

«No-one ever got a thing by trying to be nice.»

Really?

I said, «What about karma?»

I said, «Huh?»

Well, I said, «What about karma?»

I said, «Huh?»

I said, «What about-»

I said, «I heard you the first time.»

shit

I said, «What about karma, dharma, Dalai Lama, Hare Rama, Obama or Gandhi…»

What do you mean?

It’s just drama

You want drama?

I’m your man

Drama

I’m your man