2021 Rap Up - Justina Valentine

2021 flew by like it was passing a pilot

January started violent with the Capitol riot

They broke in with no hesitance, Kamala was the first

Woman and person of color to be Vice President

February was very heavy, we wasn’t ready

Found out Gorilla Glue holds hair and holds it very steady

I’m just playing, but saying it’s no exaggeration

Gorilla Glue girl was in a sticky situation

Speaking of things that stay together and stick

Kim and Kanye pulled apart, said they were calling it quits

A lotta couples had to break off

Don’t know what offset the beef but I think Saweetie told Quavo takeoff

Just do it, get the coin, we know money rules

Lil Nas gave a new definition to bloody shoes

Montero’s kicks were too hot to handle

We all got entangled in Derek Jaxn’s cheating scandal

A lotta rappers in the game and we see 'em flex

But ain’t nobody like the legendary DMX

We lost a legend, the rawest repping, he’s up in heaven

Him and Biggie and Pac having a cypher session

The world cried for George Floyd, I know you heard it

Together we celebrated for Chauvin’s guilty verdict

They tried to keep Bill locked up but they couldn’t

He got released from prison from time that he put in

Allegations against T.I.

a mystery

But best believe he gon' fix it expeditiously

Floyd’s the goat in the ring, the competition falls

He went and put the L in Logan Paul

He goes to work in a fight, he stays smashing 'em

Fifteen years we kept up with the Kardashians

Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson got doe to waste

So for fun they decided they would go to space

DaBaby made remarks, hoped that they would pass

But the LGBTQ was all up on that ass

Simone withdrew from the Olympics, mental health intact

Sha’Carri showed us she be smoking on and off the track

Got disqualified for a little bit of ganja

Ye’s tribute to his mama, he gave the world Donda

Andrew Cuomo resigned, they said he wilding

Everybody lost their balance, they banned the crate challenge

They threw the book at R. Kelly, the judge said bing bong

I rather be pissed off than to be pissed on

Certified Lover Boy dropped and it was popping

Album cover had more baby mamas than Tristan Thompson

I hope this COVID situation gets better

They gave Facebook a face-lift and renamed it Meta

O got the dance moves, swag, he always carry it.

Omarion challenge brought us the omicron variant

Kourtney and Trav getting ready for marriage

She barking up the right tree when it comes to Travis

A prop gun tragedy, Alec so upset

We still wanna know who brought a loaded gun on set

Dave speaks about his friend, but then he has to answer

Some people thought he was insensitive to transgenders

2022, we can’t take safety casually

Rip to those lost at the Astro World tragedy

We all make mistakes and learn from them eventually

Had enough Baby and DaniLeigh drama to last a century

We hope Ahmaud’s killers get prosecuted further

Kyle Rittenhouse showed us how to get away with murder

We learned a lotta dances, broke a lot of trends

RIP Young Dolph, when will the violence end?

Gone but not forgotten from the seeds that he sowed

A fashion icon remembered, the great Virgil Abloh

After ten years, Meg and Devin had to split up

P. Diddy and Joie Chavis decided they should get up

We had some good times, spilled a lotta tea

It’s been thirteen years, Britney Spears finally free

We gotta keep going even when our tank’s on zero

And be more like Rihanna, a real national hero

'Cause when I do it, yeah, I do it one time

I’ll see y’all next year, Shade Room, Justina Valentine