Flat Earth Theme - Just Jack, Parson Jones

I met a girl named Bertha

She said she was a Flat Earther

On her way to the conference

I said you know that that’s nonsense

She said this shit’s not nonsense

You don’t even know, have you heard my silence?

I said what about science?

And she said science don’t give me no love

I got talking to Linda

She was out on a bender

Swiping through Tinder

I said how’s that working for you?

She said it’s not working

It’s regret and embarrassment lurking

But it’s late and I’m lonely and hurting

And where else can I get me some love?

Holding on for dear life

Always the bridesmaid but never the bride

A billion tiny islands in the ocean

All these characters I dream

Variations on a theme

Variations on a theme

Variations on a theme