Silly Goofball Poems - Juliana Hatfield

The Moose is a noble dolt

The Elk is a fool

The Rhinoceros is the biggest bore of them all

The Hippopatamus is a Giant River Pig

The Hyena is a striped dog who thought he was a laughing Horse

The Lion is a Queer Cat who by the power of his Queerness became a great Jowled

Cat

The Tiger is a pure cat

The Panther hates cats

The Cheetah is a dog who thought he was a Fast Cat

The Giraffe is a Horse who grew fond of Tree-Top Leaves

The Snake has a body beautiful, And the Elephant is the Lord, the Hook & Curl

of his trunk, the long lashed Eye

The Sloth is a Chinese Poet upsidedown

The Ant-Eater is a long-nosed investigator of Villages

The Scorpion is a Sea-Spider trapped on land

The Whale is More so

The man is very strange

The Spider monkey is a little fool

The Pekinese Doll is a dog

The Dachshund is a snake full of love

The Siamese Cat is an Angry Monkey

The Woman is a cellular mesh of lies as well as a Scratcher

The Woman has a dark blossom betwwen her thighs

The Buddha is Known

The Messiah is Unborn

The Boll Weevil is a pants rotter

The ant a Warrior

The worm is a long history oozing out of Who?

Who !

Mu !

Wu !

The dog is a god

The dog is a balker

The Leopard is Incontinent, said Dante, free from the Severity of Leopard

The Angel Rules the Jungle

Blake is Blake

The Cow has its own way with water

And the Tick sticks in your hair & swells —

The Shark I never Saw

The purple ass baboon is Insane

The Sparrow is a little grey bird

The Chimpanzee is Wise

The American a Sniper

The Gull a bringer of Snail Shells

The Parrot I love

The snail knows the Unborn Void of Tao and that’s why he left his house for Gull

The Sea Bird is all Belly

Crows are Dawn Singers

The Bee hums busily

The Frog leaped out of Water

The Abominable Snowman is not abominable at all, he dosen’t hurt anybody —

The Rat has many theories —

The Spider means money —

The Fly has Seven Million brothers —

The Seal is on my roof

The Goose goes north

The Robin wins the spring

The caterpillar waits

The Nightingale I have been

The mockingbird loves TV aerials

The Rabbit

The vulture trails the Puma

The wolf snaps the bear

The Lizard

The Eeel

The Octopus

The Tapeworm

The Finger

The Cock

The Germ

The Fingernail

The Wall

The Swordfish has a Beak of Wood

The Lobster is friendly

The flea leaps

The Cockroach is Reverenced

The Bedbug rolls