Could You Use Me (From "Girl Crazy") - Judy Garland

Have some pittie on an easterner,

Show a little sympathy

No one could possible could be steerner

Than you have been with me,

A… there’s a job that I’m applying for

Let me put it to ya thus

There’s a partner ship I’m dien' for

Mr. and Mrs. us So before you file it on the shelf,

Let me tell you of myself

Oh I’m the chapie to make ya happy

I’ll tie your shoesies, and chase you bluesies

Oh lady would ya, could ya use me Now I’d shake the mat out

And put the cat out

I’ll clean the garret

And feed the parrot

Oh lady would ya, oh tell me could ya use me?

Do ya realize what a good man your getting in me?

I’m no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three.

The girls who see me grow soft and dreamy

But I’m a gander that won’t falander

Oh could ya use me, cus I certanly could use you

There’s a chap I know in mexico

Whoes as strong as he can be Eating nails and drinking texaco

He is the type for me There is one in california

More romantic far than you

When he sings ha cha cha chornia

I often think he’ll do But as for you sir, I’m afraid

You will never make the grade

For your no cowboy, your soft, and how, boy

I feel no muscle that’s fit for tussel

I must refuse you, I cannot use you

'Scuse me No night life for the

Birds would bore you, the cows wont know you,

A horse would throw you,

You silly man you

To ask me, can you use me?

Ha Though at love you may be a wizard, I’m wanting to know

Could you warm me up in a blizzard

Say, forty below

Your ties are freakish

Your knees are weakish

Your not a zender, you elbow bender

Though you can use me I most certainly can’t use you