The Next Console War - JT Music

Order!

Order!

Order in the court!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please be seated!

Mr. Skullkruncher, take the stand

Thank you very much, Your Honor

I don’t like playing favorites

You know how much I hate it

I never wanted to break anyone’s heart

It’s tearing up my insides

Because I have to pick sides

Why do the two of you have to make this hard?

Buckle up everyone, cause this won’t be fun

I gotta choose PS4 or Xbox One

Microsoft, you got the Kinect, it’s hot

It can recognize me when I step on the spot

(Welcome back, master)

I got my own robot!

You want customization?

That’ll give you a lot

It never turns off, and that seems pretty sweet

But that means that thing will watch me when I sleep

OK Sony, whatcha got fo' me?

Is the PS4 gonna try to control me?

Luckily, the camera’s not mandatory

This console war will go down in history!

Hundred bucks cheaper?

Sounds like a deal

Controller with a touch pad

(I wanna feel)

Sweet gaming engine, freakin' Unreal

Plus you can share games, now I’m gonna steal!

I don’t like playing favorites

You know how much I hate it

I never wanted to break anyone’s heart

It’s tearing up my insides

Because I have to pick sides

Why do the two of you have to make this hard?

Xbox Live has always been worth it

And the new one is gonna run on the same service

Sony, you better step the Network up

Because PSN didn’t really get worked on (sucked)

PlayStation Plus, you oughta try it

It enhances the experience, but you gotta buy it

PS4 is playing catch-up now

'Cause Microsoft has the best online around

They got Titanfall, and of course, Halo

Versus InFAMOUS: Second Son and Killzone

Exclusive names, which one to choose?

All I know is red rings, I’m done with you!

Sony, you got your share of problems too

Defective disc drives and GPU

All this next-gen stuff better be Grade-A beef

Because my backup plan is a Nintendo Wii!

I don’t like playing favorites

You know how much I hate it

I never wanted to break anyone’s heart

It’s tearing up my insides

Because I have to pick sides

Why do the two of you have to make this hard?

The Xbox at E3: total disaster

Microsoft was a stock of laughter

Changed all your policies to keep the fans happy

While the guys at Nintendo are rapidly fapping (yes!)

Whoa Sony, you’re not off the hook

Yeah, the Microsoft meltdown made you look good

But that’s about it, and I don’t call that balance

Plus, your design looks like the Xbox in italics (it does)

Don’t get mad cause I just dissed 'em

At least Destiny will released on both systems

Bungie making games for PlayStation now?

Microsoft, that’s your prodigal child!

(ouch)

Next-Gen is gonna take the world by storm

By the end of this rap, it’ll be the Third World War

Everybody talkin' smack about the other console

Scroll down to the comments and read them all

Which one should I own?

I’m still not sold

I got these console trolls at my throat

They’re gonna crucify me either way I go

SO SCREW YOU ALL, I’M GONNA BUY 'EM BOTH!!!

I don’t like playing favorites

You know how much I hate it

I never wanted to break anyone’s heart

It’s tearing up my insides

Because I have to pick sides

Why do the two of you have to make this hard?

Wow, so glad I decided to get both of these systems

Excuse me, sir?

Sir?

Sir, after taxes that’ll be 967.82

WHAT?!

Are you kidding me?!

No I’m not, sir

Wow, you have lost my business, sir!

Okay

You and your tyrannical next generation bulls*** can suck it!

Could you calm down, sir?

Ah, go f*** yourself!

Okay

Screw this, I’m going back to the N64