Pyro Vs Mei Rap Battle - JT Music

I woke from cryo, all iced-out like White Gold

Do you find it surprisin', that my rhymes are ice cold?

Time freeze — nice pose, zero degrees — you’ll die slow

For a psycho, you’re not so bright

I’ll snuff out this Pyro

Nope, he’s not a gifted linguist

His fire’s been extinguished

I’ll turn him hypothermic

It’s a blizzard, he’s in the ring with

I’m the worst elemental menace

A weathered and level-headed chemist

You’re a guy with a fire fetish

Could be female — take your guesses

Caring and giving make my life worth living

Rainbows in the sky, watch the colors turn

The sun is getting brighter and I can feel it -- burn!

Your blood will bubble

There’ll be nothing left but guts and rubble

Agh!

Welcome to hell

I’ll cook you 'till you’re well-done or melt

I came to fire this ice queen

I’ll vaporize her just like steam

Here’s a fire warning that I’d obey

Just go back to cryo, Mei

Want some ice for this spankin'?

You’re only good for flanking

But I’ll block you with my walls

Some might even say I’m tankin'

Think of all that time you’re wastin' makes me so unlikable

When I’m in your face slowing down your pace and I snipe you with this icicle

Headshot, that was critical

Then I’ll make myself Invincible

So don’t come closer, hell froze over, better pull out your winter coat

Why the mask?

I won’t ask, underneath it must be a mess

End of the verse — kill confirmed

Pull some cold on those burns

Feel the love and laughter growing, colorful balloons a-floating

Join me friend, for fun and games

Dreams of hope and beauty form, lolipops and unicorns

Walk with me into my world of -- flames!

I’m turning up the heat anywhere upward of 32 degrees

No cryo-freeze, you’ll cry all night

Why’d you bring ice to a firefight?

Don’t try to snipe me, bad move

I’ll airblast it back at you

Stop drop and roll — you’re still in danger

Build an igloo, it will be safer

Got myself covered head to toe

Thought I ought to let you know

Somebody hired me for pest control to exterminate pesky eskimos

It’s time for Mei to hibernate until I melt this ice away

Still got beef?

I would leave it

You’ll wind up just like your team did

I’ll fry you up and put you on rice

Tie up your skates, I’ll put you on ice

Let’s see how long you keep in the freezer

You won’t bring me down with a fever

Thinks she’ll walk away unscathed — Mei is that absurd

'Cause all she’ll take away today is painful afterburn

I’ll give you a headache

I can haunt your dreams

Flaunt your every mistake

How I love your screams

It’s true, I’m a brutal nuisance

Cold-hearted, cruel and ruthless

Spreading like a cancer

Worse than a disease

Stirring up your anger

Murder all I see

Don’t you try to hide or run from me

You know misery loves company