One Hell of a Dad - JT Music

The heart of a warrior forged in strife

The price of your honor may cost your life

Masked by resolve are your fears and pain

This is the way

Listen, kid, I’m not one to sing

I don’t do the whole lullaby thing

But I guess if you’re under my wing

I might as well tell you 'bout the fire I bring

I’m a gun-for-hire, with the surest shot

Props to my home planet Mandalore, I got

A lot of bounties I’m huntin' but I’m unorthodox

Anyone wanna see eye-to-eye?

Of course we’re not

Because you can call me Mando, oughtta call me daddy

Think I couldn’t handle starting up a family?

While pullin' 9 to 5, I don’t even need a nanny

Got the entire empire twistin' up their panties

Even the guild wants to kill me too

But I think I’m hangin' on to this lil green dude

Don’t touch him 'cuz I’m quick with my gun

I was trained to maintain a consistent income

So if you’re a single parent, put your hands up

Got a kid dependin' on you?

Better man up

Doesn’t matter if he ain’t yours, raise him

Train him, burp him, and learn how to change him

Woohoo, lightspeed, hit the hyperdrive

'Cuz I need to restock our diaper supply

I’m a full-time father, don’t get in my way

When I’m homeschooling, because this is the way

I’m the best in my class, valedictorian

Did it with a child while proudly supporting him

If you try to swipe him, look out, I’ll be soaring in

'Cuz I’m flyer than Marty — I put the Man in DeLorean

I’m a star-hoppin' martial arts master

No one faster on the draw with a blaster

And this kid’s gonna follow suit-

'Cuz if you find a foundling, you know what to do

All my daddies, holla where you at?

(Can you hold a family down?)

Tell your nannies, go on and pack your bags

('Cuz we got it handled now)

I never wanted a partner in crime

'Til I set my sights on this little one now I’m

A single daddy

And I’m prepared for that

('Cuz I’m one hell of a dad)

(I'm one hell of a dad)

(Ha, take notes little guy!)

Anybody with debts, better hit the jets hard

'Cuz our targets won’t ever get far

Forget the Fetts, we got the best bars

And I don’t just mean Beskar

Take in the fresh air, while you can still smell it

Because when you come of age I gotta get you a helmet

And I think we’re gonna really need to customize

No offense buddy, but your head’s an awkward size

If you’re ever feelin' down I got my rocket boost

If you behave well I’ll give you a frog to chew

And if you get drowsy, I got some Jawa juice

Because we never stop runnin', got a lot to do

So hum a tune while ya work like a whistlin' bird

And don’t you ever use the Force because it is for nerds

Wait?!

How did you do that, dude you used it?

To be honest I dunno if I can fully approve it

But you saved my ass from a Mudhorn

And gave us a clantag that I’ll adorn

Nonetheless, if I have a say in your career

A space wizard ain’t it, 'cuz the Jedi are weird

This is a hell of a dilemma, and by now it’s apparent

That I really need a guidebook on how I should parent

At the least, I can keep a roof over his head

So much as look at him wrong, and you’re gonna be dead

All my daddies, holla where you at?

(Can you hold a family down?)

Tell your nannies, go on and pack your bags

('Cuz we got it handled now)

I never wanted a partner in crime

'Til I set my sights on this little one now I’m

A single daddy

And I’m prepared for that

('Cuz I’m one hell of a dad)

I don’t need no mama’s help

I can do it by myself

I don’t need no mama’s help

I can do it by myself

I don’t need no mama’s help

I can do it by myself

I don’t need no mama’s help

I can do it by myself

All my daddies, holla where you at?

(Can you hold a family down?)

Tell your nannies, go on and pack your bags

('Cuz we got it handled now)

I never wanted a partner in crime

'Til I set my sights on this little one now I’m

A single daddy

And I’m prepared for that

('Cuz I’m one hell of a dad)