Don't Like You - Josie Walker, David Shannon, Andrew Lloyd Webber

Don’t think I like

You’re bad

You’re sad

And I know nicer boys

Not bothered

Not bothered

I simply am not bothered

You’re vain

A total pain

And I know sweeter girls

You been hanging 'round my door and watching me at school

Yes, and I was thinking you’re completely uncool

Well, I wouldn’t say yourself was much to shout about

Do your fly up, sonny, 'cos your brain’s hanging out

You’re gagging for a date, I know you’re dying to meet

I don’t think while there’s still a dog left out on the street

That’s fine by me

I don’t like you

Don’t need you

Don’t want you

I can live without you

I swear

I just don’t care

Because I know nicer boys

Don’t like you

Don’t need you

I don’t care about you

You see

You’re not for me

I like lots of other girls

You bug me, and you’re ugly, and your jokes are a bore

Your efforts at coherent conversation are poor

The lights are clearly on, but then there’s nobody home

In that case, why the hell d’you call me up on the phone?

I never flippin' did sure — it was you who called me

Well, what the hell — this is one thing that we agree

I’m damn sure

I don’t like you

(Instrumental break)

Don’t hate you

Could stand you

If pushed

Could tolerate you

I’m sure

That you’ll mature

I have known more stupid boys

You say it

No, you say it

All right

I vaguely like you

It’s bad

I must be mad

But I think we could be friends

No commitment

Only friends

I like you

I like you

Yes

I think I like you

It’s real

It’s how I feel

And I want

To be your…

Would you mind not pressing that thing against me?