Loretta Lynn's Lincoln - Josh Turner

Like any other would be country singing sensation

I had no visible means of transportation

One Saturday morning I was searching the ads

When I found one that I wanted and I wanted it bad

(He found one that he wanted and he wanted it bad)

I called up the salesmen, he said, c’mon in

I’ve got the Lincoln right here belonged to Loretta Lynn

The Coal Miner’s Daughter used to drive it to town

It’s yours for a song and five hundred down

(He said, it’s yours for a song and five hundred down)

I said, Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln

Yeah, Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln

I had no idea what that dealer was thinking

But he totted the note on Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln

Well, I throwed my old guitar in that big back seat

And I steared her on out on to Dameron Street

Them other cars pulled over like the red sea had parted

It was then I had a vision of Dolly Parton

(Right there he had a vision of Dolly Parton)

Dolly said, slide over J Otis, let me take you downtown

Miss Loretta’s waiting for us at the Orchid Lounge

I couldn’t believe my ears, I couldn’t believe my eyes

Why she was waving from the curb and we drove by

Well, we turned that big rig around, right on a dime

I ain’t seen nothin' like that since Red Solvine (Red Solvine)

That’s what Loretta was saying as she hopped in the back

Then she said, hey, Hoss, ain’t this my old Cadillac

No mame, Miss Loretta, this ain’t your Cadillac

I heard a tapping on the window as I woke up

Neath an old newspaper in my pickup truck

The policeman said, boy, you better hit the road jack

Get that bucket of bolts back across the tracks

Officer, this here’s Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln

(And he said) son, that ain’t Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln

Yeah, I was waking up and my dreams were sinkin'

Like them ol' springs on Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln

Yeah, Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln (Loretta, Loretta)

Whooo, Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln

(That is Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln)

If you ever get to wondering what I was a-dreaming

I was dreaming I was riding in Loretta Lynn’s Lincoln