Musket, Fife And Drum - Joolz

«I wouldn’t say he is the perfect soldier, m' Lord

But he is a very good soldier

Admittedly, his record isn’t spotless

But there’s nothing that cannot

Be accounted for by youthful high spirits

And he is very young, barely twenty

Very fit, bright, proved to be

Extremely amenable to training

There o no evidence of psychological disturbance

However, he can give no definite explanation

Or reasons for his actions

So now, with your permission, my Lord

I should like to call the boy to the witness box.»

«I don’t know why I did it, Sir

I think we had some stupid arguement

In camp the night before

Over a card game: we played cards a lot, Sir

It’s the boredom, you see

Mind you, it’s enough to make anyone ratty

Listening to that shelling

And those wogs killing each other

Day in, day out;

and nothing for us to do

Since we’re there to 'keep the peace'

Bit of a joke that, Sir

If you don’t mind me saying so

We were all well and truly

Stalled off, Sir, shut up all the time…

Anyhow I think Smithie said I’d cheated

But I hadn’t, Sir

And he wouldn’t leave off

All that night, needling me

And the nerd day, on patrol, Sir

I told him to pack it in

Or I’d let him have it…

I didn’t mean it, but I was upset

Then the other two just laughed

And said I was all mouth

And always had been

It’s funny, Sir, I remember really clear

How hot and dusty it was

And I could hear in my head

Sergeant Becker’s voice, from combat training

Shouting, shouting

«Kill the bastard!, kill

You little fucking nancy boy…»

And I just held my finger on the trigger

What happened after that was like a dream…"