Hasselhoff - Johnny Socko

Helmet hair, i’m debonnaire

I’m not afraid to cry to my car Kit

Devon Miles, my brother Garth (EVIL)

Best damn TV acting since Joyce De Witt

Cruise the beach, make em screech

Hope that they don’t notice my crows feet

Suck in the gut, and pout and strut

A locker without my poster is incomplete

Feelin' more like Dave Hasselhoff every day

Feelin' more like Dave Hasselhoff every day

Love to croon, set the chicks a swoon

Big in Denmark, and in your town soon

The chest hair’s moussed, the butt is goosed

The Nielsen’s are down, hit the turbo boost

The bay is watched, the line are botched, the screen is filled with my bulging

crotch