Problem Solvin' Doctor - Johnny Paycheck

I’d like to invite you to my psychiatric office

Where my kind you’ll find is a different kind

I’ll listen to your troubles

And keep on pouring them doubles

And one way or the other

We’ll get her off of your mind

Cause I’ve been voted the most popular

Problem solvin' doctor in town

There ain’t been a problem made

That me and my jug can’t put down

I’ve been voted the most popular

Problem solvin' doctor in town

So if you’re in their shoes and you’ve got bad news

My office hours are 9:00 to 2:00

I’ll have your barstool ready with a glass of forgetter

Believe you me wait and see

You’ll soon forget her

It won’t take long once we start

To heal your poor old broken heart

And when you get her off your mind you’ll find

Her memories couldn’t be deader

Cause I’ve been voted the most popular

Problem solvin' doctor in town…