Don't Monkey With Another Monk - Johnny Paycheck

I was up in Virginia at a place called Pappa Joe’s

I looked across the dance floor saw a girl I didn’t know

I was really showing off when I took her by the hand

I said come on and dance with me I’m gonna be your loving man

Well don’t monkey with another monkey’s monkey

If you don’t want a gorilla on your hands

I monkeyed with another monkey’s monkey and I met a gorilla man

We were really turnin' it on and boy I was havin' some fun

And that’s when I discovered I was a holdin' that gorilla man’s hon

We were out on the dance floor when I happened to look around

I saw this gorilla coming towards us he must of weighed three hundred pounds

I had a lot of time to think it over lyin' in this hospital bed

I monkeyed with another monkey’s monkey and her gorilla whupped upon my head

Well don’t monkey with another…

Don’t monkey with another…