All of the Monkeys Ain't in the Zoo - Johnny Duncan, Bluegrass Boys, Blue Grass Boys

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo

There’s some a-runnin' loose around me and you

Watch when you’re in a crowd and you’ll agree too

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo

Now, I’ve got a cousin on my daddy’s side

He was a single boy and doin' fine

Until he met a woman that took him for a ride

He’s a hubby now, besides the pa of nine

Now, women on a budget always tickle me

They’re tight as ticks and worry all the time

And then a travelling salesman knocks them off their feet

They give a dollar for a brush that’s worth a dime

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo

There’s some a-runnin' loose around me and you

Watch when you’re in a crowd and you’ll agree too

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo

Now, there’s some mighty smart men that run the USA

They head the list of some of our great men

And then there are others who had big shot brothers

They weren’t elected, they were just put in

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo

There’s some a-runnin' loose around me and you

Watch when you’re in a crowd and you’ll agree too

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo