Personality Goes A Long Way - John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson

VINCENT

Want some bacon?

JULES

Naw, man, I don’t eat pork.

VINCENT

Are you Jewish?

JULES

I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.

VINCENT

Why not?

JULES

Pigs are filthy animals.

I don’t eat filthy animals.

VINCENT

Yeah, but bacon tastes good.

Pork chops taste good.

JULES

Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie.

But I’ll never know 'cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfuckers.

Pigs sleep and root in shit.

That’s

a filthy animal.

I ain’t need nothin’that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

VINCENT

How about a dog?

Dog eats its own feces.

JULES

I don’t eat dog either.

VINCENT

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JULES

I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they’re definitely dirty.

But a dog’s got personality.

Personality goes a long way.

VINCENT

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal?

Is that true?

JULES

Well, we’d have to be talkin''bout one charmin’motherfuckin’pig.

I mean

he’d have to be ten times more charming that that you know what

I’m sayin'?