Who Stole The Soul Of Johnny Dreams - John Stewart

Attention K Mart shoppers

Do you really need all of that crap?

It’s made somewhere in Thailand

And no one’s taking the rap

I’m holding out for yellow

Airbags in my shoes

I saw the ad from Calvin Klein

It’s the kind the junkies use

Watching too much TV

When will I ever learn?

They call me the midnight surfer

'Cause I love to watch the channels turn

At 8 p.m.

on Channel 2

When Animals Attack

There’s a lot of guys that I once knew

With a monkeys on their backs

Written on the bathroom walls

That the old fan dancer cleans

Is the never answered question

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

A singing dog named Peewee

He is the star of the neighborhood

He’s singing songs from Oklahoma

His Tutti Fruiti is awfully good

Straight edged boy is cooking

Tofu for his friends

They’re planning their next sit in

For the animals have friends

And written on the bathroom walls

That the old fan dancer cleans

Is the never answered question

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

Still I’m a circus boy

They’re taking up croquet

Someone stole a ferris wheel

From Fargo yesterday

Well, I have no sense of who I am

Or who that I am not

Am I The Great Wallenda

That everyone forgot

And I still write the songs

That only I will sing

Something has gone wrong

It’s the bell that never rings

And hip-hop rappers and DJ’s

Pop stars, lawyers and thieves

Someone’s selling the rainbow, yeah

And things that you wouldn’t believe

And written on the bathroom walls

The old fan dancer cleans

Is the never answered question

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

Written on the bathroom walls

That the old fan dancer cleans

Is the never answered question

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?

Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?