French Shoes - John Mellencamp

He was a good lookin' guy

Stood about six foot three

Long brown hair

As nice as he could be

Everybody liked him

But he didn’t have a clue

He looked silly as hell

In those funny French shoes

You know the type

Without any heels

Leather soles

Kind of a slip on deal

He was cavalier

Whether he’d win or lose

But he looked silly as hell

In those funny French shoes

I know it’s not right

To judge a man by his clothes

By the way that he looks

Or the people he may know

I’m embarrassed to say

If I had to choose

I could never really trust

Any man wearing those funny French shoes

Funny French shoes

Funny French shoes

No man should be wearin'

Those funny French shoes

They look good on a woman’s foot

I must say that they do

But no guy should be wearin'

Those funny French shoes

Get some socks on, man!