Wish I Knew A Woman - John Mayall

Trying to make out with the girls in my school

But they look upon me like I’m some kind of fool

It ain’t fair I don’t have no luck at all

Well, wish I knew a woman — never ever had a ball

What’s wrong with me?

I still got virginity

Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had

All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night

All the pretty women seem to favor other guys

Rod in hand is all I got that ever satisfies

It ain’t fair — I don’t have no luck at all

Well, wish I knew a woman — never ever had a ball

I got my girlie pictures on my bedroom wall

Jacking off pretending I’m the lover of them all

Never getting further than a kiss on the cheek

Checking bedroom windows may be I’ll get a peek

I wish I knew a woman — never ever had a ball

What’s wrong with me?

I still got virginity

Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had

All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night