I Hate LA - John Duff

I hate LA

I’m never gonna please

All of these wannabes

And I just can’t fake

Not like my tan and my clothes

I’m bout as real as my nose

The sun keeps shining

Even when I’m dying, crying

I can’t be tired

These kids blaze like fire

It’s killing me

I think it’s killing me

Can’t keep up with the payroll

Rich house-hoes on rodeo, oh

Four mile hike on my way home

Maybe i should’ve stayed home no

I hate LA

With all the movie stars

Riding their rental cars

I can’t stand LA

We’r living on our knees

And well beyond our means

I’m praying for rain

But it’s all Dit Coke

I’m down to skin and bones

Can’t keep up with the payroll

Rich house-hoes on rodeo, oh

Four mile hike on my way home

Maybe i should’ve stayed home no

I hate LA

With all the movie stars

Riding their rental cars

I can’t stand LA

We’re living on our knees

And well beyond our means

Na na na na

I’m just kidding

I actually love it

It’s really really cool

It’s really really cool

And really interesting