The Cycle Accident - John Cooper Clarke

A lovely day for Bill to drive to work

Simply not the kind of day an accident could happen

Help… Help… I’ve cut meself and can’t stop the blood

I’m sorry, I’ll have a help

I’ll get help

No… No. No Don’t go

Whoo whooh… choo choo

That man could have cut an artery and bled to death before Bill could get help

Don’t you be like Bill

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