Spray Tan - Joel Plaskett

We had our shit together

And everything was cool

Until we met this grifter

And he took us to school

Now the snow is blowing sideways

The secretary says it’s rain

The truth is in the trash

It’s totally insane

Now it’s a new year

I’m feeling old, man

Is this a bad dream?

Is that a spray tan

They’re selling fake blues

To all our real friends

No, nobody will believe you

‘Til the world ends

So and so said such and such

‘Bout something no one said

Haranguing everybody

Who was hanging on a thread

You cannot judge a book

Just by looking at the author

And you can’t wear my shoes

Until you fly my saucer

Now it’s a nw year

I’m feeling old, man

They’re srving warm beer

Inside a cold can

I’m taking my cues

While Timmy bartends

No, nobody will believe you

‘Til the world ends

I try to keep my faith in people

‘Cause there ain’t no way around them

And you can’t look for your glasses

Until you’ve actually found them

If your dreams are coming true

Be careful what you wish for

You want the Second Coming

I just want a second encore

Well it’s another new year

So I’ve been told man

And when we’re through here

Check out my old band

Releasing outtakes

There ain’t no top tens

No, nobody will believe you

‘Til the world ends

It’s a new year

I’m feeling old, man

Is this bad dream?

No, it’s solid gold man

Until the clouds break

I guess the truth bends

Buddy, nobody will believe you

‘Til the world ends

Nobody will believe you

‘Til the world ends