I'm Qualified - Joan Osborne

Do you need a girl beside you

To supply the love you need?

I’ll give you satisfaction

And all my work is guaranteed

If you want someone to love you

Take your hand and be your guide

Oh, I’m qualified

Take a chance with me, baby

If you want someone to cry to

I’ll wipe away your tears

If you need someone to lie to

I’ll be glad to lend an ear

If you’re looking for somebody

To stand by your side

Oh, I’m qualified

Take a chance with me, baby

I’m qualified, I’m qualified

Come on and take a chance with me, baby

I’m qualified, I’m qualified

Come on and take a chance with me, baby

I ain’t much on matrimony

All I know is what I’ve heard

But I’ll gladly chance it, darling

If you’d only say the word

If you need someone to play with

I’ll be there by your side

Oh, I’m qualified

Take a chance with me, baby

I’m qualified, I’m qualified

Come on and take a chance with me, baby

I’m qualified, I’m qualified

Come on and take a chance with me, baby

I’m qualified, I’m qualified

Come on and take a chance with me, baby

I’m qualified, I’m qualified

Come on and take a chance with me, baby