Maine Guy - Joan of Arc

I wore a dress that day

But all I remember’s getting our free muffin

He asked me if I was

The kinda girl that’d wait

So he slept on a blanket next to the bed

When you drop out of school

But make yourself work out at 6 A. M

You must live in Maine

And have a picture of yourself as a kid in the snow

In cop sunglasses

We went up and painted his grandmas house together

She’d all the chocolate off of her candy

Had sex on a chair in grandmas living room

And ordered a bagel for breakfast each day

I’d call you from work

On the telephone in the zerox room

I hated everything

And the day wouldn’t end, you would say I’d be okay

To just come straight home

His dad accidentally shot his friend in the head

Tryna do that trick with the apple

At the end I awoke to a scratching sound

He was standing outside my window

Said your head was big

Which was true but you also had light green eyes

Pushed me in the closet

And blocked the door and made me laugh

And made me cry

Till I was out of breath

When you drop out of school

But make yourself work out at 6 A. M

You must live in Maine

And have a picture of yourself as a kid in the snow

In cop sunglasses

In cop sunglasses