You Watch Me - JME

Fam, you watch me

You watch me like I’m on TV

You watch me like I’m what’s next

You watch me like I roll with your ex

You watch me like an Ebay listing

You watch me like the opposite sex

You watch me like you wanna have sex

Truss me fam, you watch me

'Cause I’m psycho like Susan Boyle

'Cause I drop gems like Frankie Boyle

'Cause I drop gems like Hats drops Lemz

'Cause I drop gems like when Knuckles chiefed man up on the start of Sonic 3

You watch me 'cause the whip is 'leccy

Sunroof open blaring Fekky

You watch me like I’m on your screen

BBC, BET, ITV, Sky Movies

NBC, CBeebies, ABC, MTV

In my business like Sky News HD

You watch me like I’m fucking 3 and you’re babysitting for your auntie

Fuck this shit fam you can’t see me

Can’t see me infrared waves

Can’t see me CASisDEAD’s face

Can’t see me ya iris is torn

Can’t see me like Japanese porn

Can’t see me no Instagram bitch

Can’t see me like Kapkan’s glitch

Can’t see me no more I’m gone

Can’t see me like my name’s John (Cena!)

Truss me

Man are acting bare weird, bruv

You know someone for like 20 years since school

And they jump online — social media, start acting like some weird news reporter

I can’t take these sly Snapchatters, camera flashers, amateur pappers'

Camera phone upright aimed at me

But they’re looking to the side, «What you looking at?"-ers, don’t wanna

chat-ers

You’re acting weird, the internet age has fucked your brain fam

Why you scared?

I’m sat with open body language, holding a sandwich, come over here and talk

Bookey is the new black, man see me and don’t know how to act

I spend bare time tryna figure out if they’re starstruck or if they’re planning

to jack

One little shit went and called his dad and said that he’s the one getting

harassed

After I caught him, trying to film me shopping, so I chiefed him up for bants

Prick, trust me fam, you watch me

Like I’m not a regular on these streets

Some yout said, «Yo, why you on foot?»

Like I’m supposed to be in a fucking limousine

Man ain’t no celebrity, don’t insult my integrity

If a man tries to stunt and then comes back to the streets you’re dead to me

You watch me bruv, you wanna be us

That’s why you pree cuz, your crew’s offkey plus you get left so eat dust

Please, get used to my face off the screen

So when you see my face, stop the screams

See me bopping, just know man’s clocking

Straight, trust me fam

You watch me

You watch me like I’m what’s next

(like an eBay listing)